It’s Saturday and my wife has been working all afternoon on the house, refusing to pause, insisting that she doesn’t need a break. At 9:55 she finally relents and sits down beside me, as I watch the Florida, LSU game. She takes my computer, and checks her email. I glance over at her and notice that she is checking all the blogs. “no one is blogging she comments”, in disgust. She rises to leave, giving my computer back.

With this scenario, what is a good husband to do? Blog, of course.

So….

Observations on a bag of potato chips:

Archer Farms Parmesan Garlic
“All-American chips with and Italian accent
100% satisfaction guaranteed
Calories 140 per serving
UPC code 8523906471
Dietary Fiber less than 1g
Contains milk and egg
Distributed by Target Corporation
Cholesterol free
Net WT 8.5 OZ
Best BY 22 NOV 2007
“Whoever said you can’t buy happiness clearly has never tried Archer Farms”

Florida 24, LSU 14
12:58 to go in the 4th quarter

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