Lessons from tonights 1 inch of snow

three year-olds don't get cold in the snow.
three year-olds can hold their bladder for hours while playing in the snow.
three year-olds cannot hold their bladder while sitting on their parents bed.
wet snow makes good ice balls.
there is no such thing as time-out in a snowball fight.
if you hit a 10 year-old boy in the side of the head with a two pound ice ball the snowball fight will take a time-out.
knit gloves are NOT waterproof.
an Alabama family doesn't own gloves for playing in the snow.
no Aden we do not have a snow shovel.
imitation peppermint extract mixed with snow tastes like mouthwash.
a 10 year-old boy can throw an ice ball better than a baseball.
plumbers crack and a snowball fight are incompatable.